Your momma is so dumb . . .
She tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order.
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Your momma is so fat . . .
She uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
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Your momma is so ugly . . .
When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for a quote!
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yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
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Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come back to complain she says – For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?
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Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
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Your mammas so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
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your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctors still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mammas drawls is so funky, roaches checkin in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, cant wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mammas cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.
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Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and shell rack your balls.
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A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat food on the check out counter. The cashier said, Im sorry but I cant sell you that cat food. Why not? asked the little old lady. The cashier replided.. we have had complants that some senior citizens who dont have very much money are buying pet food and eating eat, and its not healthy for them. If you can prove to me that you own a cat, then I can sell you the cat food.
The little old lady left the store and returned about an hour later with her cat, purchased the cat food and went home.
About a week later she tried to buy a 50 pound bag of dog food and the cashier said, mam, we went thru this before, show me that you own a dog and then I can sell you the dog food. The little old left and in an hour she returned with her dog and purchased the dog food.
A couple of weeks passed by, the little old lady walked into the store with a small box in her hands, walked up to the same cashier smiled and told her to stick her finger into the hole in the box. The cashier replied…Im not sticking my finger in that box, there could be a snake in there and I could get bit. Oh no, replied the little old lady, I wouldnt do anything to hurt you. Just to humor the lady the cashier stuck her finger into the hole and when she pulled it out the little old lady told her to smell it. The cashier smelled her finger, her nose turned up and she said Damn, that smells just like shit. The little old smiled and said, Thats exactly what it is… Now, can I purchase 4 rolls of toilet paper?