Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!
31
Dec
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bridget!
Bridget who?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down…!
31
Dec
When his wifes snoring woke him for the third straight night, Harry went to the bathroom medicine cabinet, got some aspirin and popped two tablets into her gaping mouth.
Awk, glub! choked his startled wife. What the…
Its okay, honey. I gave you some aspirin, he explained.
Why? I dont have a headache!
Great! said Harry, triumphantly. Lets Make Love!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?
31
Dec
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. But you are not wearing any of those things, he replied. I know, she said. Its in case I should die before my husband. Im sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I missed you!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee!