These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
188. Move your bed around the room once a day, and leave it in a new position every night.
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
100. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While youre doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, Soon, soon….
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
170. Talk on the phone a lot. Dont pick up the receiver.
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30. If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
110. Make a sandwich. Dont eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, Hey, where is my sandwich!? Complain loudly that you are hungry.
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
177. Invite your roommate to sleepover.
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
158. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
148. Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesnt swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, Why do we have to learn this pointless information
To save lives. the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted.
It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school, replied the professor.
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
22. Eat only lemons. Every five minutes, offer your roommate a lemon.