Never tell them what you wouldnt do.
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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Dec
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!
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Dec
HER SIDE OF THE STORY
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didnt say anything about it. I dont remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me?
I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasnt really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didnt know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didnt say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didnt, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just dont know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think hes seeing someone else.
HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
Played badly today — shot 97 – – -cant putt for shit! Felt kind of tired.
Got laid though.
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Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
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Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
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Those who live closest arrive latest.
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There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.