Real programmers dont grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they dont know any other language.
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball–stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake.
What did you do? asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!
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Informations pretty thin stuff, unless mixed with experience.
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Familiarity breeds attempt.
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If at first you dont succeed, youll get a lot of free advice from folks who didnt succeed either.
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Believing is seeing.
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The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickering.
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Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.
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A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
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Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.