31
Dec

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?

A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

31
Dec

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadnt evolved yet.

31
Dec

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

31
Dec

Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?

A: Look at the orange mama laid.

31
Dec

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chickens day off.

Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com

31
Dec

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

31
Dec

Security Man Dreams

31
Dec

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

31
Dec

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

Carrie Snow

31
Dec

Actual Control Tower Conversations