If at first you dont succeed, you probably didnt really care anyway.
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Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
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Freuds 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.
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Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. – Descartes, 1637
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The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it.
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Boves Theorem: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
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If an item is advertised as under $50, you can bet its not $19.95.
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Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.