What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
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Apr
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Apr
A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."
10
Apr
How do you cure constipation?
Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
10
Apr
When its going cheap!
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Apr
Im sure you could imagine,
Its as simple as can be,
The place is very common
the place for he and she.
she whispers, will it hurt?
or course not, he replied,
it wont hurt a bit
on me you can rely.
Im getting rather frightened,
Ive never done this before.
He continued to convince her
as he shut the door.
Now calm yourself my darling,
as he displayed a little grin.
Just open a little wider
and let me put it in.
Its getting rather painful
the tears were in her eyes.
Its hurting very badly
it must be quite a size.
Suddenly she jumped up
and gave a little shout
and then that very minute
she said, Im glad you pulled it out!
If you listen very carefully,
Its a dentist you will find.
Its not what your thinking,
Its just your dirty mind!
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Apr
Q: How do we know that G-d has a sense of humor?
A: When he gave us the land of milk and honey he knew that we were lactose intolerant!
Barry Abrams
10
Apr
Good question…
Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dog?
hmmmm.
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Apr
Yo mama so fat, I tried to drive around her, and I ran out of gas!
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Apr
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: Ill never do that for two bucks again.
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Apr
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants
less than one year old, I came across the following question:
Have you ever breast fed your baby?
a) Yes b) No c) Dont Know