A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great.
A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed, Now cut that out! I warned you! and threw the group out of the bar.
The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, If I told them once I told them 100 times – NO SINGING IN THE BAR!
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Nov
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Nov
There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but is kind of afraid of horses. She still likes horses, so she decides to overcome her fear. So one day she hops on a horse, and the horse starts galloping and wont stop. She starts to get a little afraid but the horse wont stop. Everybody is watching and she doesnt know what to do. So she grabs its leg and the horse still wont stop. Then she decides to jump but her foot gets stuck in the stirrup. So she is bouncing on the ground and doesnt know what to do. Then the Wal-Mart manager comes running out and pulls the plug out of the socket and saves her.
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Nov