If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your



hole?



I?d like



to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like



a feed bag.



If it?s



true that we are what we eat, I could be you by



morning!



How do you like



your eggs: poached, scrambled, or



fertilized?



I was about to go masturbate



and I needed a name to go with



your face.



You are so fine that I?d eat



your shit just to see where it



came from.



My love for you is like diarrhea,



I just can?t hold it in.



Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.



Let?s go



fuck.



Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap



that



ass!



If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was



Christmas,



could I meet you between the holidays?



You remind me of a championship



bass, I don?t know whether



to mount you or eat you!



Your parents must



be retarded, because you are special.



Could I touch your belly button…



from the inside?



I?m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t U+I = 69?



How



about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth



open, and I?ll give



you the meat.