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No fucking way.Im certain thats not feasible.
Youve got to be shitting me.Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck.Perhaps you should check with…
Its not my fucking problem.I wasnt involved in that project.
What the fuck?Interesting.
Fuck it, it wont work.Im not sure how I can implement this.
Why the fuck didnt you say that before?Ill try to schedule that.
When the fuck do you expect me to do this?Perhaps I can work late.
Who the fuck cares?Im not sure this is a problem.
Eat shit!You dont say.
Eat shit and die!Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker!Excuse me Sir?
What the fuck do they want from my life?They werent happy with it?
Kiss my ass!So youd like my help with it?
Fuck it, Im on salary.I dont think you understand.
Shove it up your ass.I love a challenge.
Who the hell died and made you the boss?You want me to take care of this?
I really dont give a shit.I dont think that will be a problem.
Hes a fucking prick.Hes a little insensitive.
Shes a ball breaking bitch.Shes an aggressive go getter.
You dont know what the fuck youre doing!I think you could use more training.
This place is all fucked up.Were a little disorganised.