Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy:
[Ed: But they didnt write it.]

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood
bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and
asked him if anything was wrong.

Im scared out of my mind, the stud replied. Some pissed-off husband
wrote to me and said hed kill me if I didnt stop fucking his wife.

So stop, the barkeep said.

I cant, the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. The prick didnt
sign his name!