In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, thats the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how … ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.
(But its *just* a suggestion)
On Tescos Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down.
(Oops, too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(As night follows the day …)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldnt this save even more time?)
On Boots Childrens Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope)
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(I gotta admit, Im curious)
On Sainsburys peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
(NEWS FLASH,Hello!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts.
(Step 3: Fly Delta)
On a childs Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I dont blame the company, I blame parents for this one)
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?)