Not for those who take their religion TOO seriously…

Taoism:
Shit happens
 
Confucianism:
Confucius said: Shit happens
 
Buddhism:
If shit happens, it isnt really shit.
 
Zen:
Whats the sound of shit happening?
 
Hinduism:
This shit has happened before!
 
Islam:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah!
 
Protestantism:
Let shit happen to someone else.
 
Catholicism:
If shit happens, you deserve it.
 
Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to us?
 
Atheism:
I dont believe this shit!
 
Agnosticism:
Whats this shit?