I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or

6. He was being a brat and his mother was having a hard time controlling him. When she finally got to the teller, she sat the boy on the counter and said, Now you be a good boy or Ill tell Gramma how you were acting and she wont give you anymore cookies.

The child sat there for a moment with a scowl on his face and then told her, and everyone else in the bank, Oh yeah? Well Ill tell Gramma I saw you sucking Daddys cock!

The place went completely silent and the woman just picked up her son and left without finishing her banking.