Video games and computers

Video games:*They almost always turn on when you want them to
*They are always ready to play when you are
*They are ready to play when you dont want to play
*They sometimes do stupid things that makes you want to hit them
*They try to please you with many different types of gamesThey are menComputers:*They hardly ever start up when asked to
*They dont ever want to make you happy
*If you try to play games with them, they crash on purpose.
*They are impossible to please
*They have the potential to provide more pleasure than video games, but refuse to do so on almost all occasions.
*They will freeze when you are sending emails to girls you like.They are women.

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