The stupid wives
An Irish man, an English man and a Scottish man are in a bar discussing how stupid their wives are when the English man says, You know, my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week and she bought $300 worth of meat, but we dont even have a freezer.
The Scotsman says, Thats nothing. My wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for $8000, and she cant even drive.
The Irishman says, You think thats stupid? I went home last week and my wife told me that shed booked herself a two week holiday in the Caribbean. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400 condoms with her, and she doesnt even have a penis…