Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 1998
13 Correction: The cookie recipe in question cost $350, not $250 as previously reported.
12 Earlier this year, the Times mistakenly reported that software magnate Bill Gates is a money-hungry, maladapted, socially awkward loser. He is, in fact, a bloodsucking cob-nobbler. The Times regrets the error.
11 We wish to apologize for calling the former Australian Prime minister, Paul Keating, the lowest slime-ball in the country. We meant in THEIR country.
10 Due to a typographical error yesterday, we mistakenly printed the entire Wall Street Journal under our banner. It should have been the Washington Post. Sorry.
9 Okay, so it was a blue dress, not a red skirt. Get off our backs already!
8 In Thursdays edition of the Times, we erroneously reported the stories of five people who experienced bad luck as a result of not forwarding an e-mail message…
7 This mistake will never happen again. We apologize to the Top 5 subscribers, contributors and the list moderator, Chris Whitewater.
6 Recently, pop singer George Michael was caught masturbating in a public restroom yesterday. He was not, as reported in this newspaper, actually choking a chicken.
5 It has come to the attention of the Times that disk jockey Fred LeFebvre of KISS-FM in Toledo was not actually the recipient of a MacArthur Genius Grant.
4 Evidently, there are no Klingons on Uranus after all. Sorry for the confusion.
3 Our article describing O.J. Simpson as slashing out over the prospect of losing his children contained a regrettable typo…
2 As it turns out, the Banana Republic dictatorship is actually just a clothing store.
and Top5s Number 1 Other Retraction Printed by the NY Times in
1998…
1 Miss Lewinsky did not give the President a snow job, as reported in some editions yesterday.