Old and New Jokes

There was this little kid and he was watching his mother put on makeup. She messed up and said shit. The little boy asked his mother what does shit mean? She told him it was another word for makeup.


So then he went into his teenage sister Tinas room and she was talking on the phone about condoms. The little boy asked her what a condom was and she told him its another word for clothes.


The little boy then went into the kitchen where is father was cutting a chicken. His father cut himself and said fuck. The little boy asked what fuck meant and his father told him it was another word for cutting.


The dorrbell rang and the little boy answered the door. It was his grandmother and she asked where everyone was. The little boy said Mommy is upstairs putting shit on her face,Tina is putting condoms on, and daddy is fucking the chicken.