I dont know if you know this, but they are now selling Kosher computers (Made in Israel ) called a DELLSHALOM. It is selling at such a good price I bought one. Mine arrived yesterday. If you or a friend are considering a kosher computer, you should know there are some important upgrades and changes from the typical computer you are used to, such as:

a. The cursor moves from right to left. It comes with two hard drives:one for fleyshedik (business software) and one for milchedik (games).

b. Instead of getting a General Protection Fault error, it now gets Ferklempt.

c. The Chanukah screen saver includes Flying Dreidels.

d. It shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.

e. After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours.

f . The Start button has been replaced with the Lets go!! Im not getting any younger! button.

g. When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed to Remove the cable from the PCs tuchus.

h. The multimedia player has been renamed to Nu, so play my music already!

i. Internet Explorer has a spinning Star of David in the upper right corner.

j. I hear Hava Nagila during startup.

k. Microsoft Office now includes, A little byte of this, and a little byte of that.

l. When running Scan Disk it prompts with a You vant I should fix this?message.

m. When my PC is running low on memory, I occasionally hear a loud Oy Gevalt!

n. There is a monitor cleaning solution from Manischewitz that advertises it gets rid of the schmutz und drek on your monitor.

o. After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes Schloffen.

p. Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup.

q. Year 5761-5762 issues have replaced the Y2K problem.

r. If you fail to shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the following message appears: You should be ashamed of yourself.

s. When Spellchecker finds an error it prompts, Is this the best you can do?

t. When I look at erotic images, my computer says, If your mother knew you did this, she would die.

u. And best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you cant get Spam in your e-mail.