Knock Knock
Whos there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches

Llega un cura recién muerto a las puertas del Cielo, pero no hay nadie afuera. Entonces toca, pero nadie le abre porque adentro hay un fiestón y se escucha mucho ruido.

El padre vuelve a tocar como cinco veces y por fin le contesta San Pedro:

¿Quién eshhh?

Soy yo, San Pedro, vengo en busca de soledad y paz.

Y San Pedro le responde:

¡No, esas putas ya no trabajan aquí!

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

193. Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantalope and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantalope. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.

The devil finds work for idle glands.

Why dont blondes like making Kool-Aid?

Because they cant fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

your house so small i threw a rock and hit everybody