05
Oct

Estaba reunido Bush y Bin

Estaba reunido Bush y Bin Laden en Afganistán para tratar el asunto de paz, cuando Bush hace la primera pregunta Bin presiona un botón y sale una mano hacia la cara de Bsh, luego presiona otro botón y sale un guante de boxeo y le da a Bush por sus genitales.

Bush se incomoda y dice ya está bueno Bin. En esos momentos Bin presiona otro botón y sale un pie y le da por el trasero a Bush, y Bush estaba tan incómodo que dice que se suspendió la reunión y que se iban a reunir pero esta vez en EEUU.

Bin acepta, y cuando llega el dia, Bin hace la primera pregunta y Bush presiona un botón, Bin se hecha para atrás pensando que era una mano y no pasa nada, luego Bush presiona un segundo botón y Bin se agacha pensando que era un guante y no pasa nada. Ya Bin se incomoda porque nada pasa y Bush finalmente presiona un último botón y Bin se hecha para delante pensando que le iban a dar por el trasero.

Bin Laden incómodo le dice a Bush:

Me voy para Afganistán.

Y Bush le responde:

¿Cuál Afganistán?

05
Oct

Shoot-out

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

05
Oct

By the time you can

By the time you can make ends meet, theyve moved the ends.

05
Oct

When asked how Paula Jones

When asked how Paula Jones compared to Monica Lewinski, President Clinton
responded Close, but no cigar.

05
Oct

Quickley

Knock knock?



whos there!





knock knock?





whos there!





be quiet and open the door my but is freezing!

05
Oct

Mosquito and camel

What did the mosquito say when he saw a camels hump?

Gee, did I do that.?

05
Oct

Cholestrol

Once Santa Singh went to a shop to buy a can of cooking oil. After he paid the money, he demanded:

Now, give me my cholestrol

Shop keeper amused : what

Dont act smart with me Santa Said, its printed clearly on the can that cholestrol free

05
Oct

Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: Disneyland Left.
So they went home.

05
Oct

Blonde Lightning Storm

Q: Why do blondes smile when theres lightning? A: Because they think theyre getting their picture taken!

05
Oct

Are You Really Jesus?

A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy, and to ask his father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother. His brother kicks him out of the room because he doesnt have time to answer his stupid questions, so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley.

He asks the bum, Whos Jesus Christ?

The bum replies, Well, I am.

The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof. So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, Jesus Christ, are you in here again?