Estaba reunido Bush y Bin Laden en Afganistán para tratar el asunto de paz, cuando Bush hace la primera pregunta Bin presiona un botón y sale una mano hacia la cara de Bsh, luego presiona otro botón y sale un guante de boxeo y le da a Bush por sus genitales.
Bush se incomoda y dice ya está bueno Bin. En esos momentos Bin presiona otro botón y sale un pie y le da por el trasero a Bush, y Bush estaba tan incómodo que dice que se suspendió la reunión y que se iban a reunir pero esta vez en EEUU.
Bin acepta, y cuando llega el dia, Bin hace la primera pregunta y Bush presiona un botón, Bin se hecha para atrás pensando que era una mano y no pasa nada, luego Bush presiona un segundo botón y Bin se agacha pensando que era un guante y no pasa nada. Ya Bin se incomoda porque nada pasa y Bush finalmente presiona un último botón y Bin se hecha para delante pensando que le iban a dar por el trasero.
Bin Laden incómodo le dice a Bush:
Me voy para Afganistán.
Y Bush le responde:
¿Cuál Afganistán?
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Knock knock?
whos there!
knock knock?
whos there!
be quiet and open the door my but is freezing!
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Gee, did I do that.?
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Shop keeper amused : what
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A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy, and to ask his father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother. His brother kicks him out of the room because he doesnt have time to answer his stupid questions, so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley.
He asks the bum, Whos Jesus Christ?
The bum replies, Well, I am.
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