Man, Im starting to get a rush from this frankincense!
You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat.
You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.
What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?
Hey, do you either of you know why MYRRH is spelled with a Y instead of a U?
Okay, whose camel just spit?
All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?
Sneaking While Married
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
A blonde calls up the fire department to report a fire at her house. The person on the other end says,stay calm mam. Now how do we get there? The blonde replies,Duhh! Big red truck!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?
!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Wade!
Wade who?
Wade till next time!
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
Dear Mary, I can not remember which one is you … please keep YOUR photo and return the others!
Why cant a ghost have sex??
Because he has a hollow weenie!
Q : What would happen if the earth spun 30 times faster than it does now?
A : Every day would be payday and all the women in the world would bleed to death!!!