Knock Knock
Whos there?
Juanita!
Juanita who!
Junita nother burger?
05
May
05
May
If at first you dont succeed, try something else.
05
May
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
05
May
What do you call a pool full of Mexicans?
Bean dip.
05
May
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they
still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
05
May
All I ask is a chance to prove that money cant make me happy.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
05
May
The last thoughts, and percentages of brain capacity
10% The prof. never covered this section!
10% Actual knowledge on the subject.
10% The T.A.s kinda cute!
10% I knew I should have read the book!
10% Soon this will all be behind me!
10% I hope the curve is really low!
10% PANIC ZONE!
10% Prayers for a miracle flood, fire, tornado, hurricane, earthquake … etc …
10% Eeny, meeny, miny moe …
10% Summer break!
05
May
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!
05
May
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
05
May
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say well have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors, hate the waiters, and the lake has alligators. And the head coach was no sissy, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I dont want this to scare ya. But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy… Theyre about to organize a search party.
Take me home, oh mother, father. Take me home, I hate Grenada. Dont leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys. Oh please, dont make me stay! Ive been here one whole day.
Dearest father, darling mother, hows my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me. I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me…
Wait a minute… It stopped raining! Guys are biking. Guys are sailing, playing baseball… Gee, thats better!
Mother, father, kindly disregard this letter!