Knock Knock
Whos there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Yuri!
Yuri who?
Yuri great friend!
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Daryl!
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another you…!
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock
!
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester over a new leaf!
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What happens when people of different occupations get old.
– Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
– Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
– Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
– Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
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What happens when people of different occupations get old.
– Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
– Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
– Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
– Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
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What happens when people of different occupations get old.
– Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
– Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
– Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
– Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
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I love playing cards with children. They cant tell youre dealing off the bottom of the deck.
Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar… Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.
A mans best friend is his dog. Thats assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.
If I won the lottery, I wouldnt be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. Id make my bosss life a living hell for a week or two first.
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?