You think a strip joint is where they disassemble cars.
You are in 6 grade and the only one in your family that can write your name.
Youve ever been stuck in your own driveway.
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Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
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Your dogs shots are up to date but your childrens arent.
You use the water in your toilet to bob for apples.
Your whole family sleeps in the same bed.
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Coons get into everyone elses trash but yours.
When you say, Lets hit the hay, you actually MEAN it.
You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonalds Extra Value Meal.
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects.
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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out