Cant produces countercant.
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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybodys job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldnt do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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You cant outtalk a man who knows what hes talking about.
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There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.
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When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegible.
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Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
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He who walks in anothers tracks leaves no footprints.
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All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
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A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.
The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door.
The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, Hey, what do you think youre doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now youre just going to leave?
The panda bear answers calmlly, Im a panda bear. The bartender says, Yeah, so? The panda bear replies, Look it up, and walks out the door.
The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up panda bear, and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear.
He reads the caption, which says, Panda Bear–a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves.