31
Dec

When someone says this is

When someone says this is as bad as it can get, dont bet on it.

31
Dec

Never go to a doctor

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

31
Dec

If you cannot hope for

If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos.

31
Dec

The bag that breaks is

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

31
Dec

A flying particle will seek

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

31
Dec

Never kick a man unless

Never kick a man unless hes down.

31
Dec

Albrechts Law: Social innovations

Albrechts Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

31
Dec

Dont bite the hand that

Dont bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.

31
Dec

Bolubs Fourth Law of Computerdom:

Bolubs Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.

31
Dec

The lagging activity in a

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.