Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
31
Dec
31
Dec
Im out of sick leave, so I called in dead.
31
Dec
Federal Express is a fly-by-night company.
—T.R.Rusch
31
Dec
Genetics explain why you look like your father
and if you dont why you should.
31
Dec
Im convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and
theyre still forwarding my mail.
31
Dec
Please return Stewardess to original upright position.
31
Dec
You cant buy happiness but you can lease it.
31
Dec
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
31
Dec
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
31
Dec
The best things in life are for a fee.