This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks its a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing!

. . . On the road again, just cant wait to get on the road again….

The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table. Look! he says, and pulls the cork out again, . . . On the road again . . .

The M.A. is totally unimpressed…So what? he says.

Isnt that the most amazing thing youve ever seen?, the guy asked. Are you kidding? says the M.A. Any asshole can sing country music!

Un borracho está tratando de abrir la puerta de su casa, cuando llega un policía quien le pregunta con voz enérgica:

¿Qué está Ud. haciendo?

El hombre voltea sobresaltado y balbucea:

Aquí, poli, tratando de abrir mi casa, hip.

Se acerca el agente con una lámpara e inquiere:

¿Con un supositorio?

Entonces, ¿qué le hice a la llave?, se espanta el borrachín.

Q: What are Mike Tysons favorite words?

A: Lets take a bite out of Crime!!

32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis

A device that permits
us to lose several keys at one time.

Yo mama so ugly she could scare Osama Bin Laden out of hiding.

One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their
computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil was typing
away. Suddenly a huge blackout filled heaven and hell.
When the lights came back on, Jesus picked up right where
he left off, but the Devils screen was black. Satan says,
How could this happen? I did everything Jesus did!
Then one person in Hell says, No, Jesus Saves.

Why old man cant walk?

because he got a walk sick.

You might be a redneck if…
You own a homemade fur coat.

Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.
Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it.
Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE ALL CAPS.
Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.
Thou shalt not use e-mail for any illegal or unethical purpose.
Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of e-mail, especially from work.
When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.

And, heres the Golden Rule of e-mail:

That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.

On that note thouest haveth a good weeketh!

Jessica

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