Knock Knock
Whos there?
Othello!
Othello who?
Othello you thalked to me!
29
Jan
29
Jan
Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.
29
Jan
Después de clases, Pepito llega a su casa muy enojado.
¿Qué tienes, Pepito? ¿Qué te pasa?, le pregunta preocupado su papá.
Es que hoy la maestra nos dio una clase de sexologÃa
Y eso, ¿qué tiene de malo?
¡Que no me dejó tarea!
29
Jan
El argentino que le dice a su esposa:
Mi amor hoy pienso hacer el amor mudo.
¿Cómo, calladito?
Y el marido le responde:
No, sin VOS
29
Jan
Once there was a mirror that sucked people into it if they lied. So this brunette walked up to it and said, I think I am the most beautiful person in the whole world . . . and it sucked her in. Then a redhead walked up to it and said, I think I am the most wonderful person in the whole world . . . and it sucked her in too. Then a blonde walked up to it and said, I think . . and it sucked her in.
29
Jan
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
45. Always flush the toilet three times.
29
Jan
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo?
A gigolo can only screw one person at a time.
29
Jan
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
29
Jan
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will
be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
29
Jan
In a family the great-grandfather, grandfather, father and the son who was a little child were all found to be liars. However, since the great-grandfather was a politician, it was in his nature to tell lies, since the grandfather was a lawyer, he was professionally required to tell lies, and since the father was a doctor, he had to lie patients. Only the poor child seemed to have no excuse.