Redneck Logic

Two rednecks decide that they arent going anywhere in life and think
they should go to college to get ahead.

The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math,
History, and Logic.

Whats Logic? the first redneck asks.

The professor answers by saying, Let me give you an example. Do you
own a weed eater?

I sure do.

Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard, replies the

Thats real good! says the redneck.

The professor continues, Logic will also tell me that since you have
a yard, you also own a house.

Impressed, the redneck says, Amazin!

And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.

Thats Betty Mae! This is incredible! The redneck is obviously
catching on.

Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual, said the professor.

Youre absolutely right! Why thats the most fascinatin thing I ever
heard! I cant wait to take that logic class!

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into
the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

So what classes are ya takin? asks the friend.

Math, History, and Logic! replies the first redneck.

What in tarnation is logic?! asks his friend.

Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater? asks the first

No, his friend replies.

Logically thinkin youre queer, aint ya?

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