Stop repeat offenders. Dont re-elect them!

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Taxation WITH representation isnt so hot, either!