Two Jews walk past a church and see a big sign saying Convert to Christianity and well pay you £500.


Moishe turns to Avi and says What a great offer…why dont you go in there, take the course, say youve converted to Christianity, and then well spend the cash!


Avi says Brilliant idea. You wait outside and Ill get the money.

An hour goes past. Then 2 hours.

Finally, after 5 hours, Avi comes out of the church.

Moishe asks: Well?

Avi: Well, now I believe in Jesus, the father, the son, and the Holy Ghost.

Moishe: No, no… what happened to the £500.

Avi: Thats the problem with you Jews…you only ever think about money..!!