Pentru a vota aceasta pisica: click pe insemnare
This was part of a set of stories over in another group. This one
was rather funny… (it came from Tension City)
A friend told me the following about a conversation with her four-year old:
A TV show for children, involving dinosaurs, had a bit where the dinos were
wondering whether or not an egg would hatch, and did the dinosaur parents
want a baby or not?
Tyke: Sometimes you get babies when you dont want them.
Mom: Yes, thats true. But we really wanted you.
Tyke: [Silence for a moment.] Did Daddy have to cut you open to put his
seed in you?
(The topic having already been discussed in the past.)
Mom: [Dreading the sudden direction the conversation had taken.] No…
Tyke: Then how did he get the seed in?
Mom: Uh, he just did.
Tyke: But *how*?
Mom: Do you really want to know?
Tyke: YES!!!
Mom: [Resigned to it, now] Well, Daddy put his penis in my vagina.
Tyke: [Very wide eyes] He DID???
Mom: Yes…
Tyke: But how did he get his big huge penis into your vagina?!
Mom: [to Dad] Um, would you help me out a little bit here, dear?
Dad: [pauses, looks intently at Tyke] Honey–these are *excellent*
questions youre asking!
Tyke: How did he get it in?
Mom: Well, it just fit.
Tyke: [Digests this for a moment] So, did it feel good?
Mom: [Too amused for embarrassment by now] Yes, dear, actually it did.
Tyke: Oh.
End of discussion. Tykes interrogative style was likened to that of an
especially tenacious attorney conducting cross-examination.
The next morning Tyke was overheard intently propounding her new knowledge to
her two-year old sister.
Kids have this way of getting right to the heart of the matter, huh?