Old and New Jokes

One morning a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire.

His father said, Son, where are you going?. The son replied, Im going to catch me some chickens.



The father said, Son, you cant catch chickens with chicken wire. But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand.



The father thought, I guess he knows what hes doing.



The next morning the son got up with some duck tape.



The father said, Son, where you going?.



The son replied, Im going to catch some ducks.



The father yelled, YOU CANT CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCK TAPE.



The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came home with two ducks under each arm.



The father thought, Damn, I guess he does know what hes doing!



The next morning the son got up with a hand full of pussywillows. The father said, hold up son, let me put on my shoes.!!

Son:Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure son. Whats the question?



Son: What is politics?



Father: Well, lets take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so lets call me Capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of money, so well call her Government. We take care of your needs, so well call you The People. Well call the maid The Working Class, and your baby brothe we can call The Future.



Do you understand, Son?



Son: Im not really sure, Dad. Ill have to think about it.



That night, awakened by his baby brothers crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maids room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boys knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.



The next morning he reported to his father. Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.



Father: Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?



Son: Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.