Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back.
The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, Ya know, that woman is looking better and better, isnt she?
The second fellow takes another look at the woman, then looks back at his friend and says, well, I guess what they say is true, then, eh?
The first fellow asks, Well, what DO they say? The second fellow answers, Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder!
Posted in General / Unsorted |
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
A French soldier.
Posted in Ethnic |
A distraught patient phoned her doctors office. Was it true, the woman wanted
to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her
life? She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman
continued, Im wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This
prescription is marked NO REFILLS.
Henry Cate III
Posted in General / Unsorted |
If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.
Youve ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.
Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife.
Posted in Redneck |
La maestra manda a los alumnos a investigar sobre cosas que contengan pelos. Al dÃa siguiente:
A ver tú, Anita.
La toalla, maestra.
Muy bien. Tú, Juanito.
La alfombra, maestra.
¡Perfecto!
A ver tú, Pepito.
Las bolas de billar, maestra.
Pero, Pepito, las bolas de billar no tienen pelos.
¿Ah, no? ¡Villar muestra tus bolas!
Posted in Chistes chistosos |
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you dont weaken!
Posted in Knock-knock |
What do you get when you cross Ted Kaczyski with Monica Lewinsky?
– Dynamite Blowjobs.
Posted in Political |
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Posted in One Liners |
Told by Don Criqui on NBC morning news:
After telling of Jose Cansecos recent run-in with an airline stewardess
over not wanting to wear a seatbelt…
Once when Muhammed Ali was flying, the stewardess came over and asked
him to fasten his seatbelt. Ali told the stewardess, Superman dont
need no seatbelt.
The stewardess replied, Champ, Superman dont need no plane.
Posted in General / Unsorted |
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?
Yea, I guess it was labeled a No Open Fly zone!
Posted in General / Unsorted |