How do you keep a blonde busy? See Below.
How do you keep a blonde busy? See Above.
03
Mar
03
Mar
Knock Knock
Whos there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!
03
Mar
A class teacher was trying to persuade her class to buy the class picture. The teacher said,Wont it be nice to look at the picture and think; hey theres Jennifer, she a teacher or hey there Justin hes a doctor. A crackster at the back said,Hey theres teacher shes dead!
03
Mar
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
03
Mar
Can it be a mistake
that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ?
03
Mar
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
03
Mar
A mathematician, a theoretical economist and an econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesnt really exist) in a closed room with the lights off:
The mathematician gets crazy trying to find a black cat that doesnt exist inside the darkened room and ends up in a psychiatric hospital.
The theoretical economist is unable to catch the black cat that doesnt exist inside the darkened room, but exits the room proudly proclaiming that he can construct a model to describe all his movements with extreme accuracy.
The econometrician walks securely into the darkened room, spend one hour looking for the black cat that doesnt exits and shouts from inside the room that he has it catched by the neck.
03
Mar
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? Ive got a splitting headache.
Certainly, honey, he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, Say, said the druggist, arent you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?
Yes, I am, said the officer.
Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chiefs uniform?
03
Mar
There is possibility to use your own image for the ecard – and people have used it surprisngly lot – I suppose about 5% of people have uploaded their own image and sent realy unique ecard to someone.
And then I came across of this ecard. It is sexy and it is adult – XXX even 🙂 (so it probably should NOT be in this site.
But its so damn hilarious I feel that I must promote it in some way…
Its probably not funny for other people than Estonians, as it is a parody of EMT – who launched their new corporate image and logo not long time ago.
Im not sure if I am getting into trouble by making this card public (either from the card author (I doubt it!) or being sued by the EMT (quite likely!)). Hopefully EMT bosses and lawyers have a sence of humor and enjoy the card also.) It is also a kind of advertising to them… who knows… maybe the card originates from someone working in EMT??? 🙂
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scroll down if you want to see / send this card!
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It contains nudity!
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Some may even say it is hardcore porno!
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But is is not! Softcore maybe? Erotic? Bot not pornographic by my understandings of what is porn and what is not…
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You have been warned!
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Last chance to turn away?
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Still here?
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OK then… click here to look at and to send someone the EMT parody card!
03
Mar
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, Lets go! The tense man sitting in the pilots seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.Fly over the north side of the fire, said the photographer, and make several low-level passes. Why? asked the nervous pilot. Because Im going to take pictures! yelled the photographer. Im a photographer, and photographers take pictures.After a long pause, the pilot replied: You mean, youre not my instructor?