Sign seen at local day care center: Two-year-old teacher needed.
Its unfair to compare Bill Clinton to Jane Fonda. At least Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
If they combined country with rap, would they call it crap?
My wife says we cannot afford Viagra, but she spends $50 a month for a perm.
My daughter asked, Why do they call it rush hour when no one seems to be rushing and it takes more than an hour?
Were lost, I told my wife, but at least were making good time.
If we impeached every politician who lied to the American public, Washington, D.C., would be a ghost town.
The biggest news story of the year is the dumbing down of America, but America is too dumb to know it.
Quit your whining about the current Iraqi problems and policy. It was all created by OUR Republican Guard. They didnt finish the job. No more, no less.
My Internet addiction has cured by soap opera addiction.
Thanks to Bob Livingston and his fellow, soon to be outed, Republicans, I can finally say I bought Larry Flynts magazine for the articles.
Larry Flynt gives people money to tell about their sex lives. Ken Starr threatens to put people in jail if they wont tell him about their sex lives. They have both published pornography. Now, which one is the bad guy?
I spoke with Eric Rudolph, and he told me he has no ideas where the FBI is hiding.
Senators are already stating how they are going to vote on the impeachment trial. Some trial.
When we mail fruitcake, we leave off the return address.
To my husbands ex-mistress: Why are you SO shocked to learn that the same man who has been lying to me for over two years has also been lying to you?
Mike Luckovich should stop portraying Bob Barr as the village idiot. Its not socially acceptable, nor fair to the village idiot.
Being late for work doesnt give you the right to put other motorists at rish with your reckless driving. Try leaving home earlier!
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