Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive ?
A: Yeah, you know, Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
17
Sep
17
Sep
Al terminar de hacer el amor, la mujer le pregunta a su esposo:
¿Cómo vamos a llamar al fruto de nuestro amor?
El hombre quitándose el preservativo le dice:
SÃ sale de aquÃ, Mc Gyver.
17
Sep
Tres monjas siempre pasaban por donde un loro, camino al convento y el loro siempre decÃa tres colores y las monjitas no sabÃan por que, hasta que se dieron cuenta que eran los colores de sus calzones.
Las monjas deciden ir todas de un solo color y el loro dice blanco, blanco y blanco, y las monjitas no lo podÃan creer, asà que para quitarse las dudas, las monjas van sin nada abajo y el loro dice:
¡Lacio, ondulado y recién rasurado!
17
Sep
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
17
Sep
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. "What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked. "Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back. "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."
17
Sep
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.The doctor asked patient #1 what he was doing. The patient replied, Cant you see Im sawing this piece of wood in half?The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.Patient #1 replied, Oh. Hes my friend, but hes a little crazy. He thinks hes a lightbulb. The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2s face is going all red.The doctor asks Patient #1, If hes your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himselfPatient #1 replies, What? And work in the dark?
16
Sep
Un dÃa un tipo entra en una tienda y le dice al vendedor:
¿Cuanto cuesta este micro ondas Pillips?
A lo que el vendedor le contesta:
Es Filips, se escribe Phillips pero se pronuncia Filips, es la F en vez de la P y cuesta $350 dólares.
Entonces el tipo le contesta:
¡Futa! ¡Qué caro!
16
Sep
Q: Where would you find a committed man?
A: In a mental hospital.
16
Sep
When a man wants to believe something, it doesnt take much to
convince him.
16
Sep
This joke was told at a colloquium here by Dr. Steve Pinker of MIT. He
said it was an old Boston joke, so maybe youve heard it before.
This woman lands at Logan Airport in Boston. She gets her luggage and
jumps into a cab. She tells the cabbie, Take me to a place where I can
get scrod.
The cabbie turns around and says, Thats the first time Ive heard that
said in the pluperfect subjunctive.