At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
Best Place in Town to take a Leak
Sign over a gynecologists office
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
On a Plumbers truck:
We repair what your husband tried to fix.
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
Dont sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza shop slogan:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it
At a laundry shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.
Would that be satisfactory?
At a towing company:
We dont charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electricians truck
Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At an optometrists office:
If you dont see what youre looking for, youve come to the right place.
On a taxidermists window:
We really know our stuff.
In a podiatrists office:
Time wounds all heels.
On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. Well hear you coming.
In a veterinarians waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you dont, you will be.