The American couple were standing staring at Romes Trevi Fountain: You know Frank, youre probably the first person to toss a coin in and wish for stabilization of the international wool market.
20
Sep
19
Sep
There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in her car and sees the women, in the boat, in the field rowing away.
The blonde in the car stops, jumps out and yells, Hey you… Its women like you who give blondes a bad name!! And if I knew how to swim I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS!!!
19
Sep
The Worlds Shortest Books
25. My Plan To Find The Real Killers by O.J. Simpson
24. To All The Men Ive Loved Before by Ellen DeGeneres
23. The Book of Virtues by Bill Clinton
22. The Difference between Reality and Dilbert
21. Human Rights Advances in China
20. Things I Wouldnt Do for Money by Dennis Rodman
19. Al Gore: The Wild Years
18. Amelia Earharts Guide to the Pacific Ocean
17. Americas Most Popular Lawyers
16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
15. Detroit – A Travel Guide
14. Different Ways to Spell Bob
13. Dr. Kevorkians Collection of Motivational Speeches
12. Easy UNIX
11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
10. Everything Men Know About Women
9. Everything Women Know About Men
8. French Hospitality
7. George Foremans Big Book of Baby Names
6. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
5. Mike Tysons Guide to Dating Etiquette
4. Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
3. Staple Your Way to Success
2. The Amish Phone Directory
1. The Engineers Guide to Fashion
18
Sep
Estaban dos hombres en el cielo y uno le pregunta al otro:
¿Y vos de qué moriste?
Congelado, ¿y tú?
De la risa.
¿Cómo que de la risa?
SÃ, es que yo pensaba que mi esposa me estaba engañando con otro hombre, entonces un dÃa le dije que iba a salir por dos dÃas, pero cuando me fui regrese ese mismo dÃa para ver si la atrapaba con el otro hombre. Cuando llegué busqué por toda la casa y no encontré a ningún hombre. Dándome cuenta del error que habÃa cometido empecé a reÃr y reÃr hasta que morÃ.
¡Idiota, si hubieras buscado en la nevera nos hubiéramos salvado los dos!
17
Sep
Q: How is a Porquipine different from a BMW?
A: A Porqupine has the pricks on the outside.
17
Sep
1. I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any homes garden.
2. Actually, its only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground.
3. Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hells Angels, but Im told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it.
4. One bleeding toilet doesnt necessarily mean its haunted.
5. Your neighbour has assured me that, technically, theyre not killer bees.
6. Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, its unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property.
7. Its quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity.
8. Did you know that the band Grave Raper holds their practice sessions right next door?
9. Its true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder.
10. You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night.
16
Sep
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.
The man says, Can you brew tea?
The Irishman says, Yes.
Good. Can you drive a fork lift?
The Irishman looks at him and asksy, Why? How big is the teapot?
16
Sep
Why are some married men like candles?
Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.
15
Sep
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months
14
Sep
What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.