Knock Knock
Whos there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
31
Dec
31
Dec
College professor is teaching a psychology class and today the discussion is about superstition.
The Professor asks his students if the concept of ghosts is familiar to them. They all put up their hands.
He then asks how many of the students believe in ghosts. Half of the students put up their hands.
Has anyone seen a ghost he asks. To which ten hands go up.
Have any of you had a sexual encounter with a ghost. One little guy at the back puts up his hand.
The professor is astounded and rushes over and gasps Youve had sex with a ghost??!!!
Ohhhh ghost! I thought you said goat!!!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Roxie!
Roxie who?
Roxie horrow picture show!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!
31
Dec
Dog Rules…
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side!
31
Dec
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!