Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.
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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they dont tell you is that he was the only one who saw any
snakes!
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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
Either way someones going to lose a trailer.
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What do you call a Jewish American Princesss nipple?
– The Tip of the Iceberg.
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Why were 500 [ethnics] pushing a house down the street?
They were trying to jump start the furnace.
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A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree, sighed the pheasant, but I havent got the energy.
Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings? replied the bull. Theyre packed with nutrients.
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch and so on. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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Whats the difference between an [ethnic] man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Why are Polish and polish spelled the same?
– Because Webster didnt know shit from Shinola.
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What did the Jewish American Princess say when she knocked over a
priceless Ming vase?
Oh, Daaaaddy, its OK, Im not hurt.
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