Whats the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
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What is the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Lion King?
Ones an African Lion and the other is a Lying African,
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Whats the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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Yo mommas so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!
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Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went camping.
While they were sleeping two giant bears came and ate them all. The
rangers came and found the torn up camp site. Then they saw the bears.
They shot the bears and cut open the female. In the bear they found the
Italian and the Polish person. One ranger said to the other wheres the
Czechosolvakian? The other ranger said: the Czechs in the male.
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Two Irishmen, Abdul and Mohammed, are driving their camel across the
desert. At the last two oases, the camel has refused to drink, and is now
quite dry. They fear he will die of dehydration. They reach one more
oasis, and after Abdul and Mohammed have slacked their thirst, they start
to work on getting the camel to drink. No amount of urging, cursing, or
beating the camel sticks will get him to drink the water.
Finally, in desperation, Mohammed tells Abdul: We will force him to drink.
I will grab his ears and push his head down into the water. Meanwhile, you
go around the back and suck. Abdul agrees, and they begin the plan.
After several minutes have passed, Mohammed asks Abdul: How are things
coming back there? Abdul replies: I think you have his head too low, all
I am getting is mud!
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Why dont black people like country music?
– Every time they call a Hoe down they think their mamas
been shot.
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Why dont [ethnics] go elephant hunting?
The decoys are too heavy.
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Why did they invent white chocolate?
So that black guys could get dirty too.