What do you call Mexican-Soul food?
– NachoMammas.
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If American women use FDS, and French women use feminique, what
do [ethnic] women use?
Janitor in a drum.
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Top 10 Reasons For Being American
You can have a woman president without electing her
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
You can call Budweiser beer
You can be a crook and still be president
If youve got enough money you can get elected to do anything
If youve got a drivers licence you can get a gun
You can invent a new public holiday every year
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone youve never met buddy
You can be Irish and American at the same time
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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
So the German soldiers can march in the shade.
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Why is Superman afraid of [ethnic] people more than Lex Luther?
Lex Luther will steal his identity. [Ethnic] people will steal his identity
and his costume.
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Whats the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a canoe?
– Canoes tip.
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Have you heard the one about the . . . .
. . . colored man who saw his girlfriend in a sack dress and said, Honey,
is you in fashion or is you in trouble.
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I once had dinner in a German-Chinese restaurant. The food was delicious,
but an hour later, I was hungry for power.
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What is a Japanese girls favorite holiday?
– Erection Day.
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How do you mate an [ethnic] male with a pig?
There are some things even a pig wont do.