Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, are you sure its mine?
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What did God say to Eve when he caught her swimming?
Get thee out of the water
woman, I never will get that smell out of the fish.
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A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His
answer?
3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
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Q: Why didnt the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: Shed just dyed her hair.
A2: Shed just blow dried her hair and she didnt want it blown around too much.
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To get to the secondhand shop.
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Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
Douglas.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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– A Clunt.
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