31
Dec

Leroy was a 17 year

Leroy was a 17 year old ninth grader. Leroy got this homework assignment
in his Ebonics class. All he had to do was use each of the following words
in a sentence. The following is how he completed the assignment.

Rectum: I had two Caddilacs but my ol lady rectum.

Hotel : I gave my woman da crabs and da hotel evabody.

Odyssey : I told my bro, man, you odyssey da tits on da hoe.

Stain : My muda-in-law axed me if Im stain for dinna agin.

Seldom : My cousin give me tickets to da Warriors game so I seldom.

Penis : I went to da docta an he hanned me a cup and said penis.

Foreclose : If I pay alimony dis munf, Id have no muny foreclose.

Undermine : Dares a fine lookin hoe livin in da partmunt undermine.

Disappointment : My parole offcer tel me if I miss disappointment he
gonna kill me

Tripoli : I was gonne buy my ol lady a bra but I coudnt find no
Tripoli

Income : I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife

Honor : At da rape trial da judge axed my bro who be honor first.

Fortify : I axed da hoe how much and she said fortify.

Israel : Alphonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said man dat looks
fake and he said no Leroy, Israel.

Leroy got an A on his assignment.

31
Dec

How do you kill 1,000

How do you kill 1,000 mexicans?

– Blow up K-Mart.

How do you kill 10,000 mexicans?

– Blow up K-Mart after it has closed.

31
Dec

What do you call a

What do you call a barn full of negros?

Antique farm equipment.

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Dec

What would cheeta be if

What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Jewish?

A fur coat

What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Polish?

A gifted child

What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Italian?

The other woman

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Dec

How do we know that

How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

– Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a Teethbrush.

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Dec

What did the [ethnic] do

What did the [ethnic] do with his first fifty-cent piece?

He married her.

31
Dec

Top 10 Reasons For Being

Top 10 Reasons For Being English

Two World Wars and One World Cup (doo-dah doo-dah)
Warm beer
You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
Puts you in with a chance of bedding Lady Di
Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
Ditto changing underwear
Beats being Welsh,
Or Scottish

31
Dec

Scale A Fence

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

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Dec

The average American spends six

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Dec

Why did the [ethnic], want

Why did the [ethnic], want to trade his wife for an outhouse?

– The hole was smaller and it didnt stink as bad!