Is a detective story about frogs a croak and dagger story?
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Dec
Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.
31
Dec
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
31
Dec
You know your old when your social security number is 000-00-0000.
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Dec
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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Dec
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
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Dec
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just dont have film.
31
Dec
Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling stand,
specializing in predicting future bad breath.
The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic – Expert: Halitosis.
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Dec
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where she is.
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Dec
WARNING: prosecuters will be violated.