31
Dec

Is a detective story about

Is a detective story about frogs a croak and dagger story?

31
Dec

Reality is a crutch for

Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.

31
Dec

The best time to start

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.

31
Dec

You know your old when

You know your old when your social security number is 000-00-0000.

31
Dec

I started out with nothing,

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

31
Dec

Surprise your boss. Get

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.

31
Dec

Everyone has a photographic memory.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just dont have film.

31
Dec

Mary Poppins has moved to

Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling stand,
specializing in predicting future bad breath.

The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic – Expert: Halitosis.

31
Dec

You have to stay in

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where she is.

31
Dec

WARNING: prosecuters will be violated.

WARNING: prosecuters will be violated.