Name the man on the Jetsons.
George
Name the boy on the Jetsons
Elroy
Name the [ethnic] guy on the Jetsons
There isnt one. aint the future grand!
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Why dont Blackwomen make good nuns?
They cant say Superior after Mother
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How do you get 15 [ethnics] into a Volkswagon?
– Put foodstamps on the dashboard.
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Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
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Why did the Six-Day War last only six days?
Because Israels weapons were rented by the week.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Vietnamese?
A car thief that cant drive.
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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
– Mick Jagger says, Hey you, get off of my cloud. and a Scottsman says,
Hey McCloud get off of my ewe.
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Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
She cant stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.
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A Father and son are talking about where to go on holiday.
The father suggests Poland because you can eat and drink for free.
Also, he says, you may go to the buffet for free.
After his visit to Poland his son lies in the hospital and complains
bitterly, Why have you told me all this is free in Poland. Everytime I
tried to have lunch for free or tried to go to the buffet for free I was
beaten up.
After his father had a careful reflection he says,
Oh, sorry. I didn t tell you I was in Poland with the SS!
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How many [ethnic] people does it take to make love?
Three, two to do it, and one to read the instructions.